***AND SO IT CONTINUES...AGAIN
IT'S NOW SATURDAY 15th FEB
I thought it was very clear from my last PM's yesterday that this was all done...clearly not...
--------Me
ARGH. AT times like this I wish I was an assassin.
Him
what why?
Me
Holy Jesus fucking Allah
Him
OMG....
Him
grown up lady
Me
Grow up? Oh. Okay.
Him
please don't do this again
Me
Do what? I can call these imaginary people anything I like...
Him
Do something about my visa please dear miss helen raw why you can't understand this its really important for my life please!
Him
About work visa!
Me
No. Get someone else to do it. I take it you’re not really bothered that I called Allah a bad name? Amazing what you'll overlook for a visa...
Him
I don't know whats going on in your mind!
Him
I am not someone i am for yours!
Me
*punches self in face*
Him
Who punches me you hahahahahahaha
Me
I'm punching myself cos it's preferable to this nonsense. You really are daft to be asking these things from strangers on the internet.
Him
Please think about me like your kids!
Me
I don't have any kids, the goats are all fully grown now. They have their own fields and everything.
Him
Why whats the reason why don't have any kids?
Me
That's none of your business, you nosey twat. But if you must ask, it’s because I am 96 years old and my uterus dried up and fell out of my vulva channel, many moons ago.
Him
Okay
Him
Why you are doing this to me?
Me
Doing what?
I'm not doing anything... other than refusing to pay for a visa for some random on the internet, who is ignoring all the ridiculous things I am saying and questioning nothing.
Him
I am not told you that you pay the payment for my visa i am just saying please provide work visa form any company to work on there please miss helen raw why you can't understand this?
Me
I do understand. I'm not doing it. Ask another stranger to do it. I'd need to pay for it - not happening.
Him
So why you cheat me last couple of days if i am strenger for you? You said me about marriage sexual relation?
Me
You ARE a stranger. I haven’t cheated on you. I have, however, lied through my teeth because of the ridiculousness of the situation. I have just been amusing myself.
Him
Thats why i am asking to you why?
Me
Why what? You know nothing about me - you cold called me through an FB PM!
I could collect human skin for all you know!
I’m away to count the ants in my ant farm now.
Bye.
Spoke too soon - got a PM as soon as this blog was published...(15:27)
HimOkay mam i am ready if you provide me work visa so than i can do financial support to my family and will try to stable my own life.
Me
So, me potentially collecting human skin is not a problem for you?
Him
Potencially means?
Him
Potentially means what?
Me
Having possibility, capability, or power.
Him
If you give me permission so i want 2 type of works one with you that what you want and other any other side just for earning than i will give you back your all money its my promise if you don't mind so?
Him
Okay miss helen raw!
Me
I can't make head nor tail of that message.
Him
What nortial messages??
Me
your last message made no sense...what are you trying to say?
PS what is nortial?
Him
Okay if you don't want so okay i don't okay only just with you
Me
Just to clarify: I will not pay money for your visa. I will not organise your visa. I am not interested in having sexual relations with you. I am not interested in marrying you. You are a random mental on the internet. That is all.
Me
Plus, you can shove your camels.
Me
Plus, you can shove your camels.
Him
I think you are mentaly and physically not prepared because you are sick lady because not have any sense in your mind!
Me
Correct, I have no sense in my mind whatsoever.
Him
I also not interested with you etc
Me
Excellent. Fabulous. Brilliant. Can't believe it's taken you this long.
Him
Okay bye forever...!
Me
Cheerio.
Him
What?
Me
You said goodbye forever...why do you care what I say?
Him
Because I don't want you and me give wrong words type to each other thats why...! You don't want do something for me okay but i always respect you allot because thats the difference between others and me okay bye forever!
Me
So insightful. Cheerio.
Me
Remember, you were the one asking a stranger on the internet for a visa and then agreeing to loads of stupid things...Take the high road if you like, it has a higher drop off the cliff.
Him
You never know &; understand me...!
Me
Of course I don't know you! And I do understand what you write, sometimes...
Him
Bye forever just leave me alone forever.
Me
Okay, more than happy to leave you alone forever. You have said this before though and you always come back for more... How do I know you're not a 60 year old bloke who lives in Wigan?
Me
My friend has said she might be interested in sorting your work visa.
Me
Her name is Annie Need.
Him
I don't know what are you saying?
Me
Why do you say 'bye forever' and then send me another message
Me
My friend has said she might be interested in sorting your work visa.
Me
Her name is Annie Need.
Him
Because you said me i think that i was in 60??
Me
So
Him
Why you said me mam because you have been already saw my images! My age just 25
Me
How do I know they are your images?
Me
So, when you said 'bye forever' you didn't really mean it? Ach, the power of the internet...
Him
Please wait i will give you my passport image if you or your friend promise with that will provide me visa than i show my passport image both images have same its my images i give you before!
Him
I am not liar so honest with everyone!
Him
Where she is working annie?
Me
You just told me goodbye forever.... I'm confused So you want me, a person who maybe collects human skin, ant farms and goats, to give you a work visa without being paid for it?
Him
Because you are also confused me thats why i said you before but if your friend want to do something so?
Me
Before you go, is a person who collects human skin not of concern to you?
Him
So
Him
So
Me
So what?
Him
Your friend annie where is working?
Me
Annie is a journalist
Him
On which channel?
Me
In print, not on TV
Him
What in print?
Me
Do you know anything?? She works in newspapers and magazines.
Him
Hahahahaha its nice
HIm
So how she can provide me work visa? Please tell him about me the whole situation.
Me
You will need to speak to her
Me
She only has a page on FB so you need to email her - annieneed@gmail.com
Him
Okay miss helen but you show my images to her and tell everything to her first than i will talk to him. Thanks
Me
No. It's up to you to get a relationship going. Not me. Do it yourself.
I owe you nothing
Him
I don't want any relationship with anyone i don't want marry with any one okay.
Me
Okay. Shame cos Annie is awesome.
Him
How she marry to stranger?
Me
She has also successfully provided 5 UK work visas. It's a shame you're not interested.
Me
If you want to speak to her you need to email. I'm not forwarding the messages.
Him
I want work visa if you try to convince him dear mam please mam you can try for me please mam its my kindly request to you.
Me
SHE will decide when you speak to her direct.
Him
Okay mam but can i tell her about you if she ask to me that who give you my i.d so?
Me
She knows me so ask what you want.
Him
Okay mam thank you so much but can you tell him about me?
Me
I will tell HER about you.
I will tell HER that you are a random man who wants a work visa.
I will tell HER that she has to be very wary as it's the internet.
Him
Okay but when you tell so than tell me than i will talk to him. Thanks mam for your kindness!
Him
Mam i am living in rent house still not have own house!
Me
I've told you - email her annieneed@gmail.com
NB I rent my house too.
Him
Its the same i.d on f.b?
Him
Why? because you are rich
Me
What?
Him
You said me before that you also living in rent a house why because you are so rich so why?
Me
Again, this has fuck all to do with you.
How I spend my vast riches is of no concern to you.
Him
Why take seriously its just a simple question if you don't want to tell me so okay but
Him
why you are hipering every time?
Me
It is a simple question BUT it is a question I refuse to answer to a person who is a stranger on the internet. Also, 'hipering' isn't a word.
Him
You can ask to everything but i don't mind but why you please refresh your mind.
Me
That comment makes no sense.
Him
Okay what is the actual word?
Me
What word for what?
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