So, I'm known for my randomness and my weird dreams (without eating cheese before I go to bed) so here is my latest stupid dream pish:
So, I was back with Jonathan (my ex-husband for those not in the know) and I wasn't happy. I wanted to leave and had to find the right moment to tell him. This moment turned out to be when lots of pregnant women were doing yoga in the front room of the house we were renting.
As I was telling Jonathan to 'git tae' a bloke in a convertible Capri told me I had to go with him. I was with my pal Leigh-Ann so decided it was fine to go with him. He told me that Jonathan was a dick and that he was his ex-boyfriend so should know. He told me that his potential new wife would regret her decision and that any child of his would be gay and he (Jonathan) wouldn't be able to cope with it cos of the religion that he is immersed in. (NB I just found out that my ex and his new wife are pregnant!)
I went back and confronted Jonathan. We couldn't cope with the pregnant yoga women so went to the toilets in the primary school he works in - we kicked the kids out!
I ended up having to leave because I had to give my Mum a lift to her work - she was very happy I'd left him!
Instead of going to her work, we went to celebrate at a seafood restaurant.
It was a cabin built up on stilts and there were sharks swimming about. Then I spotted a new species - a big flat oblong swimming thing and remarked on it. It housed itself under the other stilt structure opposite us and thrashed about like a loon and caused it to collapse. It then started firing star shaped lego type things at us that were heavy enough to destroy the building - kind of like meteorites...
I couldn't save my mum and then I woke up.
WHAT THE FUCK!
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