Plenty of Pish: Life With the Raw: February 2013

Monday 25 February 2013

Strong? Fuckety Baws.

It takes a strong person to:

- Admit they can't sleep
- Email their Uni to ask for help with studying (because they can't sleep)
- Ask their doctor for a change of anti-depressant medication (because they can't sleep)
- Ask their doctor for sleeping tablets (erm...because they can't sleep)
- Know that they have friends and family right round the corner who love them
- Pretend on Facebook that all is fine...
- ...and then remember that Facebook is full of people with the same issues and decide to make this public instead of hiding
- Know that finding it hard to get out of bed is normal and natural when you have depression especially when your medication is not quite right
- Know that it's okay to cry now and again at what you have lost even though you don't miss it AT ALL (makes no sense, I know)
- Know that's it's okay to feel lonely sometimes even when living in a flat full of people
- Know that it's okay to panic and stress about everything that is going on with the rest of your family and friends
- Know that it's okay to have mad bouts of energy where EVERYTHING gets done in 5 minutes
- Know that it's okay to keep reordering your pens by colour.

- Know that it's okay to ask for help.

Just saying. February has been a hard month, that's all.

Andrew is still being a cock...

Blog just crashed as I was typing!!

Here is what happened.

Andrews food was in the oven on MY tray. I took his food out of the oven.

Andrew had MY fork ready to eat aforementioned dinner. I put it back in the drawer.

Andrew went to use my tea towel to take his dinner out of the oven. I reminded him the tea towel was mine and confiscated it. He used his sleeve.

Andrew left his food to one side (I knew he was waiting for use to leave the kitchen so he could sneak in and use a fork SO I put all MY cutlery in a carrier bag and took it to my room

I heard Andrew going through the drawers in the kitchen so went in to see what was going on. He said I was being childish for hiding cutlery and that I was impeding his human rights at being able to eat.

After I'd pished myself...I said:

I'm not stopping you eating, I'm just stopping you from using MY Stuff to eat with. Tesco are selling plastic cutlery so off you pop and buy some.

Saturday 16 February 2013

ROUND SIX - I'm very bored now: Is Facebook the new 'Plenty of Fish'? Marriage for a visa please Madam Helen...

***AND SO IT CONTINUES...AGAIN

IT'S NOW SUNDAY 16th FEB

My finger is hovering on the 'block' function now cos it's getting boring...

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Him

Okay so why you are angrey every time?

I'm not angry

Him

Yes you are your messages show me your sound

Okay. Whatever.

Him

Can we talk on the other matter things?

Him

About other things?

No. I'm sick of talking to you. Bye.

Him

Oh i am so worried

Him

Everything alright on there?

What you on about? Course I'm ok. I'm just sick of you.

Him

That means you are worried about. Hahahahaha

Him

About me!

No it doesn't. It means chatting to you is making me sick!

Him

Thats very nice joke i like it

Him

But your lovely smile giving me so much good feelings... Because you are so beautiful, so fabulous, so sex, so amazing like a shining stars shine on the blue sky. Thanks! and your so pretty face smile giving me so much better hope for every time so please prayes always with you whereever you are & what ever you said me but i don't want any thing wrong about you. Thanks!

Him

dear miss helen how i can add your friend Annie need not show in my side? please give me her f.b i.d???

Him

Are you busy now?

Him

Mam?

Him

Mam?

Him

Are you busy?

Exceptionally so

IT'S NOW TUESDAY 18th FEB - this is everything from Sunday night to 5pm today (Tuesday)

Him

Nice pet

Him

Mam please talk to her

Him

Please give me her i.d?

Him

Facebook i.d?

Him

Mam helen not have so much time for my life please try to understand it. I am tying

Him

Dying

Him

Hello where you?

Him

miss helen where are you.....

Him

hay..... mam where are you busy can we talk now or not?

You're supposed to be contacting Annie. We're done communicating. I'm so bored with this I want to stick something in my eye.

Him

Miss please talk to her about me that i want work visa.

Talk to her yourself.

Him

Okay so give me her f.b i.d?

I told you she doesn't have one, she only has a page. You need to email her.

Him

Every person i.d on facebook and you said me that doesn't have i.d of her?

Not every person has Facebook! My Siamese twin doesn't have a Facebook account.

Him

Okay but first if to discuss with her about than i can talk to hg

Him

About me than i can talk to her on e-mail please helen mam!

No. You need to speak for yourself. I don't know you.

Him

Okay but why you are so selfish?

You are the one who wants the visa - why should I do the work for you to get it?

Him

Every thing going on first time in our lifes thats why i was the first person who requesting to you please mam helen raw?

No, deal with her yourself. I'm not talking about this any more, it's very boring now.

Him

Dear Miss Helen Raw, The following attachment for your kind information. Thanks!

(he attached the email he sent to Annie)

Him

so what do you say about it?

I haven't read it because this no longer has anything to do with me.

Him

why?

I'm not interested.

Him

you cheat me........

What? I haven't cheated anybody!! I’ve lied through my teeth though...

Him

so what is doing shit.....

I have no idea what you are saying. You are a stranger on the internet who thought it would be okay to approach another stranger and ask them to get you a work visa - ridiculous. Plus, your provision of animals leaves a lot to be desired

Him

so why you said me before everything that you will do????????????????????????????????????????

Because I was messing with you because the situation is ridiculous and I wanted to see what you would agree to with someone you had never met. You don't approach people you don't know for visas and expect them to say yes!

Him

its called cheat...

Well, if you're stupid enough to enter into a conversation with a stranger you know nothing about, it's your own fault.

Him

yes you are saying right that is my fault because i trust on you and you the whole thing......

Him

and tell you the whole thing... and you doing this to me......

Why on earth would you trust ANYONE you don't know. Plus, your cock is very small and you don't know who Roger Ramjet is. See, I'm messing with you again!! Stop it now.

Him

because i was not the others thats why i trust on you... and you cheated me so badly......

Well, more fool you. Don't trust ANYTHING on the internet ya doofus.

I don't know who you are. You could be anybody!

Him

you just using the facebook for timepass and for cheat to other...!

I'm using it to amuse myself... How do I know you are a real person - it's ridiculous.

Him

OMG so why i send you before my own images i will send you my own passport picture????????? than you can match both pictures

How do I know they are YOUR photos and not photos of someone you found online! Why is this so hard for you to understand? How do you know I'm even a real person?

I could be a 14 year old boy for all you know.

Him

Okay so show me your profile pictures if you are a boy?

No.

Him

Its my pictures if you don't believe so please go to the specialist doctor and take the treatment of your mind and tell him that you don't believe on anyone!

Hahahahahahahaha brilliant.

Him

That means you are also liar

I never said I hadn't lied. I've lied through my teeth for most of our conversation!

Him

Miss helen, why you doing this?? I tell you before that i was not a liar and never speak a lie in any kind of situation please change your thinking about me please miss its my request to you otherwise kill me!

This is the internet. I don't believe most of the things I see on the internet. You don't know me, you sent me a message on Facebook out of the blue begging for a visa and you expect me to get one for you? I wouldn't be able to get a visa for someone I know - you have no idea about the process - how about you work hard, save up the money and apply for a visa yourself. You are annoying me now.

And I have goats to milk.

Him

Please miss, you are the key of my success please believe on me!

Oh shut up you loon.

Him

Okay miss but my one request to you???

Hurry up, I've still got 6 lots of teats to milk...

Him

Please delete my pictures and please don't send to the others next time i never disturb you again take care miss bye forever!

Too late, it's already been seen by my friends cos this whole situation has been ridiculous. If you are genuine, then you seriously need to reconsider how you conduct yourself on the internet. Nothing is private really.

Plus this is the 6th time you've said goodbye forever!

Him

You don't believe and trust on me so i don't care about if you shown to the others.

Okay, stop bleating on about it then.

Him

Bye forever don't message me again.

Okay. Oops, I just did, dammit.

Him

Stop

OKAY

Him
Please STOP

Me
I said okay. Jeez.

Him
Really stop you have sick mind

Me
Yep, I take tablets for it

Him
Really please I beggeng for you Mam Raw to stop

Me
Aye, fine. Fair doos...

Friday 15 February 2013

Pippa Dee & Tupperware

If you were alive in the 70's this will make sense to you, if you weren't, bog off.

My mum did Pippa Dee, Tupperware and Avon. She also did the Pools (what even is that?).

We had parties of some sort in the house all the time growing up. The Pippa Dee ones were the worst because it meant me and my wee sis would be expected to model the frilly top of the moment.

None of your Ann Summers stuff. This was all proper outfits and matching muffs (keep it clean). Although, I think the Ann Summers woman found her calling at a Pippa Dee party (not sure if it's true but it makes perfect sense to me).

The Pippa-Dee woman would turn up with a tiny case. Out of which she would whip some sort of metal rod thing that turned into a full-on clothes rail. She was like a proper Mary Poppins with that case. Hunners of stuff!

She would hang up all of the latest fashions and ask for models (me and my sis usually). They usually sported some sort of flower, frill or paisley type pattern.

Many outfits me and my sis had growing up were from Pippa. I won't mention the horrendous amounts of static electricity the produced!

"oooo nice outfit, where is it from" "Pippa Dee" "oh cool, I might have a party"...was pretty much how conversations went in the 70's and very early 80's.

I think every nightie I ever wore was flammable.

When you would have a Pippa Dee party you would be expected to provide nibbles and what better way to present them than on the Lazy Susan you got at your last Tupperware party (along the same lines as Pippa Dee except you're not expected to wear the stuff).

My Mum had all the gadgets. A Lazy Susan, separated bowls and lots of beakers.

Whenever me and Cath went on a school trip, we had our sarnies and grub in a faithful tupperware tub and our milk/juice in a lidded beaker.

Our packed lunch boxes were pretty much Tupperware with different compartments for different food types. Not sure where the pate sandwiches fit mind (boke)!

I slag them off but we had fun at the time. All the neighbours would go to each others houses every couple of months for a Pippa or Tupperware party. They were all in it together. Little bit like a cult.

Things have changed now and Tupperware is still glimmering in the background but Pippa Dee seems to have been swallowed up in the black hole of shit.

We now have Ann Summers and Lakeland.

Kind of the same thing but with a bit of an R rating.

If you need a Lazy Susan phone Tupperware
If you need a frilly top that is very unfashionable, phone Pippa Dee
If you need a vibrating battery operated pretend boyfriend, phone Ann Summers
If you need an egg yolk perfecter, phone Lakeland.

Times have changed.

ROUND FIVE - for fuck sake: Is Facebook the new 'Plenty of Fish'? Marriage for a visa please Madam Helen...

***AND SO IT CONTINUES...AGAIN

IT'S NOW SATURDAY 15th FEB

I thought it was very clear from my last PM's yesterday that this was all done...clearly not...

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Me

ARGH. AT times like this I wish I was an assassin.

Him

what why?

Holy Jesus fucking Allah

Him

OMG....

Him

grown up lady

Grow up? Oh. Okay.

Him

please don't do this again

Do what? I can call these imaginary people anything I like...

Him

Do something about my visa please dear miss helen raw why you can't understand this its really important for my life please!

Him

About work visa!

No. Get someone else to do it. I take it you’re not really bothered that I called Allah a bad name? Amazing what you'll overlook for a visa...

Him

I don't know whats going on in your mind!

Him

I am not someone i am for yours!

*punches self in face*

Him

Who punches me you hahahahahahaha

I'm punching myself cos it's preferable to this nonsense. You really are daft to be asking these things from strangers on the internet.

Him

Please think about me like your kids!

I don't have any kids, the goats are all fully grown now. They have their own fields and everything.

Him

Why whats the reason why don't have any kids?

That's none of your business, you nosey twat. But if you must ask, it’s because I am 96 years old and my uterus dried up and fell out of my vulva channel, many moons ago.

Him

Okay

Him

Why you are doing this to me?

Doing what?

I'm not doing anything... other than refusing to pay for a visa for some random on the internet, who is ignoring all the ridiculous things I am saying and questioning nothing.

Him

I am not told you that you pay the payment for my visa i am just saying please provide work visa form any company to work on there please miss helen raw why you can't understand this?

I do understand. I'm not doing it. Ask another stranger to do it. I'd need to pay for it - not happening.

Him

So why you cheat me last couple of days if i am strenger for you? You said me about marriage sexual relation?

You ARE a stranger. I haven’t cheated on you. I have, however, lied through my teeth because of the ridiculousness of the situation. I have just been amusing myself.

Him

Thats why i am asking to you why?

Why what? You know nothing about me - you cold called me through an FB PM!

I could collect human skin for all you know!

I’m away to count the ants in my ant farm now.

Bye.

Spoke too soon - got a PM as soon as this blog was published...(15:27)

Him
Okay mam i am ready if you provide me work visa so than i can do financial support to my family and will try to stable my own life.

So, me potentially collecting human skin is not a problem for you?

Him

Potencially means?

Him

Potentially means what?

Having possibility, capability, or power.

Him

If you give me permission so i want 2 type of works one with you that what you want and other any other side just for earning than i will give you back your all money its my promise if you don't mind so?

Him

Okay miss helen raw!

I can't make head nor tail of that message.

Him

What nortial messages??

your last message made no sense...what are you trying to say?

PS what is nortial?

Him

Okay if you don't want so okay i don't okay only just with you

Just to clarify: I will not pay money for your visa. I will not organise your visa. I am not interested in having sexual relations with you. I am not interested in marrying you. You are a random mental on the internet. That is all.

Me
Plus, you can shove your camels.

Him

I think you are mentaly and physically not prepared because you are sick lady because not have any sense in your mind!

Correct, I have no sense in my mind whatsoever.

Him

I also not interested with you etc

Excellent. Fabulous. Brilliant. Can't believe it's taken you this long.

Him

Okay bye forever...!

Cheerio.

Him

What?

You said goodbye forever...why do you care what I say?

Him

Because I don't want you and me give wrong words type to each other thats why...! You don't want do something for me okay but i always respect you allot because thats the difference between others and me okay bye forever!

So insightful. Cheerio.

Remember, you were the one asking a stranger on the internet for a visa and then agreeing to loads of stupid things...Take the high road if you like, it has a higher drop off the cliff.

Him

You never know &; understand me...!

Of course I don't know you! And I do understand what you write, sometimes...

Him

Bye forever just leave me alone forever.

Okay, more than happy to leave you alone forever. You have said this before though and you always come back for more... How do I know you're not a 60 year old bloke who lives in Wigan?

Him

I don't know what are you saying?

Why do you say 'bye forever' and then send me another message

Me
My friend has said she might be interested in sorting your work visa.

Me
Her name is Annie Need.

Him

Because you said me i think that i was in 60??

Him

Why you said me mam because you have been already saw my images! My age just 25

How do I know they are your images?

So, when you said 'bye forever' you didn't really mean it? Ach, the power of the internet...

Him

Please wait i will give you my passport image if you or your friend promise with that will provide me visa than i show my passport image both images have same its my images i give you before!

Him

I am not liar so honest with everyone!

Him

Where she is working annie?

You just told me goodbye forever.... I'm confused So you want me, a person who maybe collects human skin, ant farms and goats, to give you a work visa without being paid for it?

Him

Because you are also confused me thats why i said you before but if your friend want to do something so?

Before you go, is a person who collects human skin not of concern to you?

Him
So

So what?

Him

Your friend annie where is working?

Annie is a journalist

Him

On which channel?

In print, not on TV

Him

What in print?

Do you know anything?? She works in newspapers and magazines.

Him

Hahahahaha its nice

HIm

So how she can provide me work visa? Please tell him about me the whole situation.

You will need to speak to her

She only has a page on FB so you need to email her - annieneed@gmail.com

Him

Okay miss helen but you show my images to her and tell everything to her first than i will talk to him. Thanks

No. It's up to you to get a relationship going. Not me. Do it yourself.

I owe you nothing

Him

I don't want any relationship with anyone i don't want marry with any one okay.

Okay. Shame cos Annie is awesome.

Him

How she marry to stranger?

She has also successfully provided 5 UK work visas. It's a shame you're not interested.

If you want to speak to her you need to email. I'm not forwarding the messages.

Him

I want work visa if you try to convince him dear mam please mam you can try for me please mam its my kindly request to you.

SHE will decide when you speak to her direct.

Him

Okay mam but can i tell her about you if she ask to me that who give you my i.d so?

She knows me so ask what you want.

Him

Okay mam thank you so much but can you tell him about me?

I will tell HER about you.

I will tell HER that you are a random man who wants a work visa.

I will tell HER that she has to be very wary as it's the internet.

Him

Okay but when you tell so than tell me than i will talk to him. Thanks mam for your kindness!

Him

Mam i am living in rent house still not have own house!

I've told you - email her annieneed@gmail.com

NB I rent my house too.

Him

Its the same i.d on f.b?

Him

Why? because you are rich

What?

Him

You said me before that you also living in rent a house why because you are so rich so why?

Again, this has fuck all to do with you.

How I spend my vast riches is of no concern to you.

Him

Why take seriously its just a simple question if you don't want to tell me so okay but

Him

why you are hipering every time?

It is a simple question BUT it is a question I refuse to answer to a person who is a stranger on the internet. Also, 'hipering' isn't a word.

Him

You can ask to everything but i don't mind but why you please refresh your mind.

That comment makes no sense.

Him

Okay what is the actual word?

What word for what?

Thursday 14 February 2013

ROUND FOUR: Is Facebook the new 'Plenty of Fish'? Marriage for a visa please Madam Helen...

***AND SO IT CONTINUES.

IT'S NOW FRIDAY 14th FEB - THIS IS EVERYTHING FROM END OF THURSDAY AND TODAY (FRIDAY) UP TO 12 NOON***

See here for the original post and to get yourself up to date...

Thursday 13th & Friday 14th February - Fuck sake, man!

Him

Okay mam so tell me how i can convience you?

Him

Mam i was not interested in your money i was just interested in you and happy life with you.

Him

Mam everything is love on this whole world money just a way for living alive but without love and feelings every person have incomplete like alive without soul.

Okay, if you work and save up the money, then we can talk.

Him

On your side off course miss!

Him

Mam helen, when i get on there and when i start to earned the money than off course i will save some money to give you back time by time

There is no guarantee though, is there?! Sorry. Too much of a financial gamble for me. I will have to back out. Mainly cos I'm bored.

Him

If i suggest you something?

sure.

Him

Mam please trust on me i will give you back your all money please if you provide me working visa for some years from porn industry or any other side from any company because not have required so much money for working visa expense almost 6, 7 hundred required for work visa or if you come on here for marry to me than go back your country and show him to embassy our marriage certificate than they provide me working visa very easily thats the easiest way mam helen.

I can't spend £30,000 on an internet stranger. That's a deposit for a flat and a farmyard upgrade.

Him

Because you said me before that you have worked in porn industry thats why i am told to you?

Doesn't mean a work visa is cheaper cos you wap your knob out.

You need me to spend 30,000 on you and I can't do it.

Sorry.

Him

I told you about work visa you can provide me in minimum coast.

Minimum cost is £30,000! I'm telling you, I'm an expert at these things cos I read a book once.

Plus, I'm getting bored with our conversations.

Him

Minimum just 6 hundred pound.

That's not correct.

Him

If you provide work visa than required 6 hundred pound for it mam please do confirm about it.

Him

Mam can you get here for marriage to me?

I'm not paying even £600 for someone who can't even do a video.

Also, I'm bored now.

Him

Mam i will give you video but what type of video required?

You, telling me about yourself.

Him

For example?

Him

So if i provide you so than?

I'm promising nothing. Thousands of pounds is a lot of money.

Him

So why you told me marriage and other things if you can't do?

Because the things you have said means I can't risk £30k

Plus, why would you believe someone on the Internet?

Him

You are so rich but also selfish about your money i told you give back your all money but you don't trust on me i tell you before that i am not interested in your money if you will meet me than you will feel that how much i was humble so honest.

Selfish? How can can you confirm I will get my money back? You said you'd sleep with loads of women just for money - not husband material!!

Him

If you don't trust on me so i am not trying to force you again its your life your decision don't do something for me okay mam helen bye take care of your self.

Dude, seriously. You think someone is going to shell out £30k on face value?!

NB I don't trust you as far as I can throw you. You are the 5th person from 'Pakistan' to ask me for a visa!

Him

Because you said me that you don't want to marry as husband and wife thats why i said to you.

Getting on my tits now.

Him

You just kidding with and nothing else!

Of course I'm kidding!! What normal human in their right mind would pay money for a stranger to marry them?!

Him

Okay so bye now if you don't trust on me. Who idiot and fucking person telling 30 thousand required for visa mam are you okay please confirm from your embassy.

Of course I don't trust you. I've never met you! Why would I pay for your visa and then marry you?! You're a stranger on the Internet for god sake!

Him

okay mam as you wish bye.

Cheerio.

Him

please mam leave me alone i was so upset right now and so worried about own future please prayer to your god that i will be die very smoothly because not have any option.

Oh okay.

I don't have a god...

Him

okay next i am never disturb you again. bye miss helen

It’s now Friday morning, crack of twatting dawn...

Him

Today is my holiday and your?

Erm. How are you messaging me again? I thought you'd topped yourself?

Him

Are you free now?

Him

Because i am so much serious for you.

Oh please! I literally just got a little bit of sick in the back of my throat.

Him

Because i love you allot and want to spend a happy life with you mam i am honest person you know me

Oh good god. And a bit more sick.

Him

Thats why i tell you whole thing about me and my family.

You don't ask a stranger on the Internet for a marriage visa. This is a complete joke and you need to behave now. I'm off to watch cartoons.

Him

Mam i am not the other cheap person.

You look like a little gir

Girl

Him

Why you are watching the t.v are you little kid?

Him

I don't want marriage visa you suggest me about it.

Okay. Bye then.

Him

I just want working visa and you told me that if i marriage to you than i get on there!

And, stupidly, you agreed to it!

Him

Mam why you can't understand me please help me mam one lady living in california, USA. She told me that my manager will do every thing for me and my work but he want just want 500 dollar to me about my visa processing. She trust on me but you don't why mam?

Well, go live with her then. I don't know you. I don't trust you. You could be a 90 year old cannibal who collects dead budgies for all I know. Plus, I'm probably more intelligent than the other lady.

Him

But don't have money for visa i only can manage the expense of ticket medical and for passport mam please understand this. I don't know budgie..

Budgies are little birds people keep as pets. Anyway, that's irrelevant really, I understand what's going on: You want a stranger on the Internet to pay your bills.

If you've saved up for a flight, save up more for a visa. Simples.

Or sell a camel.

Him

Oh allah... You don't want to understand this please mam help me you can made my life and also save my life please...

Allah has nothing to do with it. I fully understand what you are asking. I am saying 'don't be ridiculous'. If that woman in the USA wants to help, start messaging her.

Him

Oh are you alright?

I'm fine.

Him

Please think with cool mind

Hahahahaha okay... Let me just take my tin foil hat off...

Him

What is tin foil hate?

It's a hat, made of tin foil.

Him

Okay

Him

Mam i trust on you thats why i told you mam and i don't want to go in usa

Well, beggars can't be choosers now, can they?

Anyway, how can you possibly trust me?! I could be a 78 year old man for all you know.

This is ridiculous now and my ears are ringing.

Him

Mam only you can turn around my life only your hope in my life.

Have a word with Allah. He da bomb, apparently.

Him

But i am typing not speaking why your ears ringing?

Him

But after that allah only you have my hope

My ears are ringing cos I'm imagining your voice droning on. So, I'm like Allah?

Cool.

But still no.

Him

Because Allah pak created the human creation because own worshsip.

Hahaha, no he didn't.

Him

Yes don't believe on it because are non muslim thats why mam if you accept my religion that we can marry because can't allowed to marry with any other religion girl if she accept the islam religion.

You can't marry someone who doesn’t follow Islam? Oh no, that's a shame. I was just about to start having a flick through that Quorn book.

Oh well, bye.

Him

Than we can accept any other religion girl and lady.

So now you can accept ANY religion?!?! What if I have no religion. What if I don't believe in any god. I do, however think the devil is quite cool (he is on the show ‘Supernatural', anyway). If I had to choose, I'd probably choose him. Plus his house is likely to be warm.

Him

So tell me who creates your whole body you hand your eyes your foot your hands please think about it who runs the whole world on sky on the rivers when you are sleeping tonight in dark room please think deeply about it.

It's the magic pixies of course. Everyone knows that.

Him

Its a natural thing from our Allah pak and the muhammad p.b.u.h and jesus the messengers of our allah pak.

Aye, whatever.

Him

Okay mam i know that you don't want to knowing any thing but think about it so deeply with your heart and mind when you are sleep tonight in the dark room alone.

No thanks.

Him

Okay its your life i am not try to force you.

Him

So tell me what do you want to me?

Him

Mam you still not show me your pictures but i show you my images.

I am not sending you any pictures. This whole conversation has been a joke but I'm really bored with it all now.

By the power of Grayskull praise be to Alloa, or whatever you call him.

That last comment was about 4 hours ago...

18:34:
Oh god...

Him
Okay

Me
Bye

Oh god... : 19:50

HIm
as you wish dear mam helen but i don't want to left you i tell you everything about our religion but i want you but its really disappointing for me that you don't believe on me for example if i give you wrong impression so how i can give you my real images and tell you everything true about me and my family...!

Me
If you could let me know all about your religion that would be as exciting as a hernia so please, tell me...

Him

mam i tell you before clearly…

Not really that clear...

Him

mam how i can explain you about my english language skills not so good if i tell you mistakenly wrong so how i apologize my own mistake from my Allah Pak

So you're saying Allah is a mistake?

Him

no you are my mistake if you can't accept any religion so don

Him

so don't give wrong comments okay

Aye ok. But just before I go, I think Allah is cunt and God is a wankstain

Him???????

Him

???

Oh come on! Grow up - not everything is god and alan/allah

Him

don't have time to chat with you now i am busy just leave me alone aunty okay...

Hahahahahaha cool.

Me
PS i'm not an actual aunty, FYI...

Him

yes because so many nice persons around the who will understand me in the future you are not only girl or lady in this world i give you so much respect but you don't give me the same money not so important in our lifes everything is trust and believe on the others

Him

thats the most important thing on this world i don't know whats your age but i propose you every time and told you that i am not interested in your money i just want spend a happy life with you but you don't want any thing from me from the starting just cheat me... mam how i can explain you that i am not others i am so humble loving and caring person because the other guys just want money and sex but i don't want these things.

I'm very rich but very old. OK bye.

Him

but don't have a big heart

Me
My heart is massive but that's cos of disease

Him

mam whose the fucking person told you that coast required 30 thousand pound...

They told me a price and I added on commission for my principles.

Him
mam if you provide me working visa so just required of 600 pounds

Me
Really? Are you kidding?

Him
i just want working visa you can provide me because your have so many links with every person

Him
no i was so serious mam

Him
please mam try to do something my life so hard and difficult on here... i just want to stable my life and my family life

Him
dear mam helen your have so many links and interaction with different kind of persons you can change my whole future life please mam its my kindly request to you please mam helen raw!

They told me a price and I added on commission for my principles.

Him

mam if you provide me working visa so just required of 600 pounds

Really? Are you kidding?

Him

i just want working visa you can provide me because your have so many links with every person

Him

no i was so serious mam

Him

please mam try to do something my life so hard and difficult on here... i just want to stable my life and my family life

Him

dear mam helen your have so many links and interaction with different kind of persons you can change my whole future life please mam its my kindly request to you please mam helen raw!

Him

dear mam helen your have so many links and interaction with different kind of persons you can change my whole future life please mam its my kindly request to

Him

bye mam but please

Please what.

Him

or work visa dear mam

GO AWAY

Him

for work visa dear mam