Monday 11 February 2013

ROUND TWO: Is Facebook the new 'Plenty of Fish'? Marriage for a visa please Madam Helen...

***AND SO IT CONTINUES. IT'S NOW TUESDAY 11th FEB: 16:58 AND I'M REPLYING TO MESSAGES HE'S BEEN SENDING SINCE LAST NIGHT AND ALL DAY TODAY***

See here for the original post and to get yourself up to date...

In case you think I'm making this up, here are some screen shots:
 

 


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Him
what kind of sex you like the so much?

Him
why you are privacy take on your pictures? i want to see your pictures please??????????????????

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Me
Sorry, I'm tired, I'm going to bed now. It's nearly 10pm here.

Him
but here 2.30 am midnight but i am waiting to talk with you?

Him
why you are going to bed???

Me
I'm going to bed because I am tired.

Him
mam you still not show me your pictures?

Him
can you show me now?

Him
i am waiting still in midnight....

Me
No. I'm in bed so you will need to wait til tomorrow.

Him
mam every time you said me this.....

Me
What don't you understand?
You are the same with my video request!

Him
okay mam bye take care of your self and remember me in your prayers....

Me
My prayers are jam packed but I'll squeeze you in.

Him
don't have a camera mam thats i show you first my pictures but you still not show me your pictures

Me
You've seen my pictures!

Him
only seen one picture of you

Me
You said you'd seen 3. I will send more tomorrow.

Him
okay... can we spend a happy life together as an husband and wife...?

Me
I don't know. Will you make me happy? You do only have 5 inches...

Him
you know better that how i grow up for sexual relation have any medicine for it? can you provide me for this?

Him
because i am a young boy thats why i have 5 inches... and you boobs and pussy?

Me
I'll reply tomorrow, I need to change my Tena Lady.

Me
I'll reply tomorrow.

Him
okay.....
bye...

Him
Good morning have a nice day!

Him
where are you busy dear mam.....?

Me
I am working.

Him
okay but i am waiting for you....

Him
Dear Mam Helen, Tomorrow i am going to the passport office for the making and after the one month they give me passport... than i want the visa but dear mam i don't know that how much you are interested in me for the marriage to me than you will provide me visa of your country thats why I was so confuse... just because of this type of situation....!

Him
Dear Mam Helen Raw, I don't know what do you think about me but its my promise to you that i will give you so much love respect and take care of your self if you will marry to me. One think i want to tell very honestly that i only can give you so much love with my true heart because i was not a rich person but just have true heart & feelings. i don't want money to you because I'm not selfish for just marry to you because you are so rich lady. I just want a happy life with you and after the marriage i want financially support to my family my mom and dad because they are so old and also diabetes patients not have any financial support to him from our country government because our government so much corrupt. Mam Helen i hope you will understand me because i tell you whole situation about me because i don't want any thing hide to you dear mam because I'm not the others i was so honest and never speak a lie in any kind of situation... that's my aim when i was living alive in this world...!

Him
Mam helen...

Me
I'm working. Can't chat right now. Please stop being so needy.

Him
Okay mam i understand.

Me
I'll be home later so can chat then.

Him
Okay mam helen so do you have agree with my yesterdays 2 long messages?

Him
Dear Mam Helen, Tomorrow i am going to the passport office for the making and after the one month they give me passport... than i want the visa but dear mam i don't know that how much you are interested in me for the marriage to me than you will provide me visa of your country thats why I was so confuse... just because of this type of situation....! 

Ali Usman 10/02/2014 20:00 Ali Usman 
Dear Mam Helen Raw, I don't know what do you think about me but its my promise to you that i will give you so much love respect and take care of your self if you will marry to me. One think i want to tell very honestly that i only can give you so much love with my true heart because i was not a rich person but just have true heart & feelings. i don't want money to you because I'm not selfish for just marry to you because you are so rich lady. I just want a happy life with you and after the marriage i want financially support to my family my mom and dad because they are so old and also diabetes patients not have any financial support to him from our country government because our government so much corrupt. 

Mam Helen i hope you will understand me because i tell you whole situation about me because i don't want any thing hide to you dear mam because I'm not the others i was so honest and never speak a lie in any kind of situation... that's my aim when i was living alive in this world…!

Me
Yes I got your two mammoth messages, yes I read them but as I said, I was working and could not answer. Retyping the messages as though I am an idiot and need them repeating is very annoying. This is not boding well Ali.


Me
You have made me feel stupid.


Me
Okay let's start fresh, I'm tired after working so hard. What do the passport people need from you?


Me
Did I send you a picture, I can't remember. Here is me without makeup.



Me
Just kidding! Want you to see that I have a great sense of humour x


Him
Oh sorry i think that time you are at home thats why i am messaging you before mam i apologize and accept my own mistake...! Sorry for previous messages. But i want to know that you have accept what i said before?

Me
Accepted what? That you will love me forever and never cheat on me with one of our goats?


Me
You asked me earlier how many lovers I had been with and you were shocked when I said 94. How many people have you been with? Can you separate them into men/women/animals for me?

Him
Please read my previous messages completety?

Me
I did read completely but a lot of it didn't make any sense I'm afraid.


Me
Also, how many wives are you allowed to have? If you have less wives can you have more camels, for example?


Him
Just one for true love and respect

Me
Also, do you have any brothers? I have a sister...


Me
So is that a yes for camels?


Him
Okay yesss

Me
Yes to what - the brother thing or the camel thing?


Him
Camel thing i have one brother but he's married and working in ICI.

Me
So my sister would need to marry a camel? I'm confused.


Him
Mam please send me friend request than we can talk easily?

Me
We can talk easily like this. I never send friend requests to men who are interested in me as they will see everything. You don't need to see everything. Why do you need a friend request - our chat will still work the same without it.


Him
Please forget... Just talk about our

Me
our what...


Him
Because my cell so old please why you can't understand mam.

Me
Okay. I've asked you how many people/animals you have slept with and you haven't answered...please tell me. I told you.


Him
You are asking about sexual relationship?

Me
Yes.


Him
Respected Mam one thing i want to tell you very honestly that our country is so Islamic religious here is don't allowed these kind of activities...!

Me
So, you're not allowed to have sex? Is that just with people?


Him
Mam if i come on there than its possible... In our religion sex just allowed with own wife just.

Him
If you accept me than we can sex eachother

Him
Have your links in sexual entertainment?

Me
Really? Sex is only allowed with your own wife? What about other wives or animals? In the UK it is common to have sex with other wives/husbands and also animals, usually donkeys but goats are fine too. Links in sexual entertainment? What do you mean?


Me
So, you have no sexual experience?


Him
Mean are you working in adult or porn channels or night clubes? I will do any thing because i am so sexual i really like these activities but i am hasitating...

Me
How do you know you like these activities if you haven't done it before. Yes I've worked in porn, but, you only have 5 inches...


Him
Helen mam not have yet but i want to do and want this kind of experience with girls and ladies...! If you help me out about this and visa


Me
So, you would like me to organise for you to have sex with lots of ladies here?

Him
Because i was just so young thats why just 5 inch. How i can grown up you know any thing about?

Him
Yes i want this


Me
Okay this changes things slightly as I would then be your pimp.


Him
Mam i will do every thing for you i don't know every thing about sex i tell you before our country but if you help me about this so than i will do any type of sex. But how i grown up my dick or cock?


Him
Which type of medicine for growing up?
Its your bussiness?


Me
It's not my business, I've just slept with 94 men (and some goats) so I know the score. There is no medicine, only experience.


Him
Okay mam if i get than i can understand these things but how i can grown up my dick?

Me
Okay, so are you happy having sex with goats?


Him
Yes mam

Whats is goats can you explain it?

Me
This is a goat:

Him
I know that mam i think that you are about any other thing

Me
No, I'm not thinking of another thing.


Him
So whats the connection between human and animal sex? Why you are mixing up?

Me
The connection is that each has a whole, the perfect size of a penis (usually more than 5 inches).  Oops 'hole' sorry.


Him
I just want sex with you or girls and ladies!

Me
So, are you suggesting I am a goat? 


Him
I don't know these things so deeply you know better that what i am saying to you dear mam helen

Him
What is playboy?

Him
Do you know about playboy?

Him
All type of sex i like and watched thats why i know little bit about it.

Me
So, do you think I am a goat? Also, Playboy is a sexy magazine with nude pictures of ladies in it.  You watched 'all types of sex and know little about it' come on now, you're having a giraffe.

Him
Yes mam
I like only human sex but don't like animal sex.

Me
How do you know, have you tried it?


Him
What i know?

HIm
No i was fresh now

Me
You are fresh now - have you used a flash wipe on your nether regions? I'd suggest soap and water is better.


Him
What is flash wipe? I will do when i get on there with you than i can understand easily.

Me
Do you know Flash Gordon? He does a sweep/wipe of his hand that undoes all evil. He's amazing.


Him
Mam when i get on there with you than you can explain me easily otherwise so difficult for me to understand these things.

Me
I've just just heard from a friend who is big in male impotence studies that if you put an elastic bound around you penis when it is erect, and then you twang it a few times, this makes your cock grow from 5 - 7 inches.


Him
Oky mam... Lets talk about other matter you just want to use me for sexual relation?

Me
Well, that would be one of the things, yes.


Him
But mam i want a spend happy life with any loving person than i can tell easily to my family that i am marrying

Me
You really think your family will be happy that you marry a random from the internet who has a fanny like dragon's nostril?

Him
Because in our religion sexual relation not allowed with any other how i can hide these things to my family and relatives because here on every single person interfare in the other matters that thing so bad on here.


Him
what are you saying mam

Me
I am saying, do you want to have sex with lots of ladies and animals when you get here?


Him
Thats why i am hesitating about sex with others!

Me
Why are you hesitant?


Him
I want

Me
Want what?

Him
Because if my family know about my sexual relation with any one so thats the most emberresing situation for me dear mam can you hide these thing for my family?

Me
Do you mean would I not post these things on the internet?


Me
Why are your family involved...? This is not a normal marriage, it's for a visa.

Him
I want sext with you, girls and other ladies and want to the taste of it.

Me
Ah so you're not really just interested in me okay. What sort of ladies would you like?

Him
Yes mam and some relatives already living in u.k i don't know in which city


Him
Okay mam if you send me marriage visa than i can handle it... I just want thats my videos you shown on internet or any channels please.

Him
Don't show on internet please

Me
And we are back at square one. The visa will cost me £30.000. How do you propose I pay for it?

Him
For marry?

Me
Yes, for marry will cost me £30,000 - also too late re your internet rule!


Him
Please don't show on the internet or any other place. Mam seriously i like you so much because you are so sexual, so beautiful so attractive and the most important thing in you that you are very nice human being thats why i love you allot and want to marry with you do you marry with me mam? Its my promise to you that i will give you everything love with true heart, respect with feeling & take care of your self when i was living alive in this 

Me
Well, I've already shown my friends on the internet cos you want to marry me

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