Saturday 16 February 2013

ROUND SIX - I'm very bored now: Is Facebook the new 'Plenty of Fish'? Marriage for a visa please Madam Helen...

***AND SO IT CONTINUES...AGAIN

IT'S NOW SUNDAY 16th FEB

My finger is hovering on the 'block' function now cos it's getting boring...
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Him
Okay so why you are angrey every time?

Me
I'm not angry

Him
Yes you are your messages show me your sound

Me
Okay. Whatever.

Him
Can we talk on the other matter things?

Him
About other things?

Me
No. I'm sick of talking to you. Bye.

Him
Oh i am so worried

Him
Everything alright on there?

Me
What you on about? Course I'm ok. I'm just sick of you.

Him
That means you are worried about. Hahahahaha

Him
About me!

Me
No it doesn't. It means chatting to you is making me sick!

Him
Thats very nice joke i like it

Him
But your lovely smile giving me so much good feelings... Because you are so beautiful, so fabulous, so sex, so amazing like a shining stars shine on the blue sky. Thanks! and your so pretty face smile giving me so much better hope for every time so please prayes always with you whereever you are & what ever you said me but i don't want any thing wrong about you. Thanks!



Him
dear miss helen how i can add your friend Annie need not show in my side? please give me her f.b i.d???

Him
Are you busy now?

Him
Mam?

Him
Mam?

Him
Are you busy?

Me
Exceptionally so

















 

IT'S NOW TUESDAY 18th FEB - this is everything from Sunday night to 5pm today (Tuesday)

Him
Nice pet

Him
Mam please talk to her

Him
Please give me her i.d?

Him
Facebook i.d?

Him
Mam helen not have so much time for my life please try to understand it. I am tying

Him
Dying

Him
Hello where you?

Him
miss helen where are you.....

Him
hay..... mam where are you busy can we talk now or not?

Me
You're supposed to be contacting Annie. We're done communicating. I'm so bored with this I want to stick something in my eye.

Him
Miss please talk to her about me that i want work visa.

Me
Talk to her yourself.

Him
Okay so give me her f.b i.d?

Me
I told you she doesn't have one, she only has a page. You need to email her.

Him
Every person i.d on facebook and you said me that doesn't have i.d of her?

Me
Not every person has Facebook! My Siamese twin doesn't have a Facebook account.

Him
Okay but first if to discuss with her about than i can talk to hg

Him
About me than i can talk to her on e-mail please helen mam!

Me
No. You need to speak for yourself. I don't know you.

Him
Okay but why you are so selfish?

Me
You are the one who wants the visa - why should I do the work for you to get it?

Him
Every thing going on first time in our lifes thats why i was the first person who requesting to you please mam helen raw?

Me
No, deal with her yourself. I'm not talking about this any more, it's very boring now.

Him
Ok

Him
Dear Miss Helen Raw, The following attachment for your kind information. Thanks!

(he attached the email he sent to Annie)


Him
so what do you say about it?

Me
I haven't read it because this no longer has anything to do with me.

Him
why?

Me
I'm not interested.

Him
you cheat me........

Me
What? I haven't cheated anybody!! I’ve lied through my teeth though...

Him
so what is doing shit.....

Me
I have no idea what you are saying. You are a stranger on the internet who thought it would be okay to approach another stranger and ask them to get you a work visa - ridiculous. Plus, your provision of animals leaves a lot to be desired

Him
so why you said me before everything that you will do????????????????????????????????????????

Me
Because I was messing with you because the situation is ridiculous and I wanted to see what you would agree to with someone you had never met. You don't approach people you don't know for visas and expect them to say yes!

Him
its called cheat...

Me
Well, if you're stupid enough to enter into a conversation with a stranger you know nothing about, it's your own fault.

Him
yes you are saying right that is my fault because i trust on you and you the whole thing......

Him
and tell you the whole thing... and you doing this to me......

Me
Why on earth would you trust ANYONE you don't know. Plus, your cock is very small and you don't know who Roger Ramjet is.  See, I'm messing with you again!! Stop it now.

Him
because i was not the others thats why i trust on you... and you cheated me so badly......

Me
Well, more fool you. Don't trust ANYTHING on the internet ya doofus.
I don't know who you are. You could be anybody!

Him
you just using the facebook for timepass and for cheat to other...!

Me
I'm using it to amuse myself... How do I know you are a real person - it's ridiculous.

Him
OMG so why i send you before my own images i will send you my own passport picture????????? than you can match both pictures

Me
How do I know they are YOUR photos and not photos of someone you found online! Why is this so hard for you to understand? How do you know I'm even a real person? 

Me
I could be a 14 year old boy for all you know.


Him
Okay so show me your profile pictures if you are a boy?

Me
No. 


Him
Its my pictures if you don't believe so please go to the specialist doctor and take the treatment of your mind and tell him that you don't believe on anyone!

Me
Hahahahahahahaha brilliant.

Him
That means you are also liar

Me
I never said I hadn't lied. I've lied through my teeth for most of our conversation!


Him
Miss helen, why you doing this?? I tell you before that i was not a liar and never speak a lie in any kind of situation please change your thinking about me please miss its my request to you otherwise kill me!

Me
This is the internet. I don't believe most of the things I see on the internet. You don't know me, you sent me a message on Facebook out of the blue begging for a visa and you expect me to get one for you? I wouldn't be able to get a visa for someone I know - you have no idea about the process - how about you work hard, save up the money and apply for a visa yourself. You are annoying me now.

And I have goats to milk.


Him
Please miss, you are the key of my success please believe on me!

Me
Oh shut up you loon.


Him
Okay miss but my one request to you???

Me
Hurry up, I've still got 6 lots of teats to milk...


Him
Please delete my pictures and please don't send to the others next time i never disturb you again take care miss bye forever!

Me
Too late, it's already been seen by my friends cos this whole situation has been ridiculous. If you are genuine, then you seriously need to reconsider how you conduct yourself on the internet. Nothing is private really.

Me
Plus this is the 6th time you've said goodbye forever!


Him
You don't believe and trust on me so i don't care about if you shown to the others.

Me
Okay, stop bleating on about it then.


Him

Bye forever don't message me again.

Me
Okay. Oops, I just did, dammit.


Him
Stop

Me
OKAY

Him
Please STOP

Me
I said okay. Jeez.

Him
Really stop you have sick mind

Me
Yep, I take tablets for it

Him
Really please I beggeng for you Mam Raw to stop

Me
Aye, fine. Fair doos...

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