***AND SO IT CONTINUES.
IT'S NOW FRIDAY 14th FEB - THIS IS EVERYTHING FROM END OF THURSDAY AND TODAY (FRIDAY) UP TO 12 NOON***
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Thursday 13th & Friday 14th February - Fuck sake, man!
Him
Okay mam so tell me how i can convience you?
Him
Mam i was not interested in your money i was just interested in you and happy life with you.
Him
Mam everything is love on this whole world money just a way for living alive but without love and feelings every person have incomplete like alive without soul.
Me
Okay, if you work and save up the money, then we can talk.
Him
On your side off course miss!
Him
Mam helen, when i get on there and when i start to earned the money than off course i will save some money to give you back time by time
Me
There is no guarantee though, is there?! Sorry. Too much of a financial gamble for me. I will have to back out. Mainly cos I'm bored.
Him
If i suggest you something?
Me
sure.
Him
Mam please trust on me i will give you back your all money please if you provide me working visa for some years from porn industry or any other side from any company because not have required so much money for working visa expense almost 6, 7 hundred required for work visa or if you come on here for marry to me than go back your country and show him to embassy our marriage certificate than they provide me working visa very easily thats the easiest way mam helen.
Me
I can't spend £30,000 on an internet stranger. That's a deposit for a flat and a farmyard upgrade.
Him
Because you said me before that you have worked in porn industry thats why i am told to you?
Me
Doesn't mean a work visa is cheaper cos you wap your knob out.
Me
You need me to spend 30,000 on you and I can't do it.
Sorry.
Him
I told you about work visa you can provide me in minimum coast.
Me
Minimum cost is £30,000! I'm telling you, I'm an expert at these things cos I read a book once.
Plus, I'm getting bored with our conversations.
Him
Minimum just 6 hundred pound.
Me
That's not correct.
Him
If you provide work visa than required 6 hundred pound for it mam please do confirm about it.
Him
Mam can you get here for marriage to me?
Me
I'm not paying even £600 for someone who can't even do a video.
Also, I'm bored now.
Him
Mam i will give you video but what type of video required?
Me
You, telling me about yourself.
Him
For example?
Him
So if i provide you so than?
Me
I'm promising nothing. Thousands of pounds is a lot of money.
Him
So why you told me marriage and other things if you can't do?
Me
Because the things you have said means I can't risk £30k
Plus, why would you believe someone on the Internet?
Him
You are so rich but also selfish about your money i told you give back your all money but you don't trust on me i tell you before that i am not interested in your money if you will meet me than you will feel that how much i was humble so honest.
Me
Selfish? How can can you confirm I will get my money back? You said you'd sleep with loads of women just for money - not husband material!!
Him
If you don't trust on me so i am not trying to force you again its your life your decision don't do something for me okay mam helen bye take care of your self.
Me
Dude, seriously. You think someone is going to shell out £30k on face value?!
NB I don't trust you as far as I can throw you. You are the 5th person from 'Pakistan' to ask me for a visa!
Him
Because you said me that you don't want to marry as husband and wife thats why i said to you.
Me
Getting on my tits now.
Him
You just kidding with and nothing else!
Me
Of course I'm kidding!! What normal human in their right mind would pay money for a stranger to marry them?!
Him
Okay so bye now if you don't trust on me. Who idiot and fucking person telling 30 thousand required for visa mam are you okay please confirm from your embassy.
Me
Of course I don't trust you. I've never met you! Why would I pay for your visa and then marry you?! You're a stranger on the Internet for god sake!
Him
okay mam as you wish bye.
Me
Cheerio.
Him
please mam leave me alone i was so upset right now and so worried about own future please prayer to your god that i will be die very smoothly because not have any option.
Me
Oh okay.
I don't have a god...
Him
okay next i am never disturb you again. bye miss helen
It’s now Friday morning, crack of twatting dawn...
Him
Today is my holiday and your?
Me
Erm. How are you messaging me again? I thought you'd topped yourself?
Him
Are you free now?
Him
Because i am so much serious for you.
Me
Oh please! I literally just got a little bit of sick in the back of my throat.
Him
Because i love you allot and want to spend a happy life with you mam i am honest person you know me
Me
Oh good god. And a bit more sick.
Him
Thats why i tell you whole thing about me and my family.
Me
You don't ask a stranger on the Internet for a marriage visa. This is a complete joke and you need to behave now. I'm off to watch cartoons.
Him
Mam i am not the other cheap person.
You look like a little gir
Girl
Him
Why you are watching the t.v are you little kid?
Him
I don't want marriage visa you suggest me about it.
Me
Okay. Bye then.
Him
I just want working visa and you told me that if i marriage to you than i get on there!
Me
And, stupidly, you agreed to it!
Him
Mam why you can't understand me please help me mam one lady living in california, USA. She told me that my manager will do every thing for me and my work but he want just want 500 dollar to me about my visa processing. She trust on me but you don't why mam?
Me
Well, go live with her then. I don't know you. I don't trust you. You could be a 90 year old cannibal who collects dead budgies for all I know. Plus, I'm probably more intelligent than the other lady.
Him
But don't have money for visa i only can manage the expense of ticket medical and for passport mam please understand this. I don't know budgie..
Me
Budgies are little birds people keep as pets. Anyway, that's irrelevant really, I understand what's going on: You want a stranger on the Internet to pay your bills.
If you've saved up for a flight, save up more for a visa. Simples.
Or sell a camel.
Him
Oh allah... You don't want to understand this please mam help me you can made my life and also save my life please...
Me
Allah has nothing to do with it. I fully understand what you are asking. I am saying 'don't be ridiculous'. If that woman in the USA wants to help, start messaging her.
Him
Oh are you alright?
Me
I'm fine.
Him
Please think with cool mind
Me
Hahahahaha okay... Let me just take my tin foil hat off...
Him
What is tin foil hate?
Me
It's a hat, made of tin foil.
Him
Okay
Him
Mam i trust on you thats why i told you mam and i don't want to go in usa
Me
Well, beggars can't be choosers now, can they?
Anyway, how can you possibly trust me?! I could be a 78 year old man for all you know.
This is ridiculous now and my ears are ringing.
Him
Mam only you can turn around my life only your hope in my life.
Me
Have a word with Allah. He da bomb, apparently.
Him
But i am typing not speaking why your ears ringing?
Him
But after that allah only you have my hope
Me
My ears are ringing cos I'm imagining your voice droning on. So, I'm like Allah?
Cool.
But still no.
Him
Because Allah pak created the human creation because own worshsip.
Me
Hahaha, no he didn't.
Him
Yes don't believe on it because are non muslim thats why mam if you accept my religion that we can marry because can't allowed to marry with any other religion girl if she accept the islam religion.
Me
You can't marry someone who doesn’t follow Islam? Oh no, that's a shame. I was just about to start having a flick through that Quorn book.
Oh well, bye.
Him
Than we can accept any other religion girl and lady.
Me
So now you can accept ANY religion?!?! What if I have no religion. What if I don't believe in any god. I do, however think the devil is quite cool (he is on the show ‘Supernatural', anyway). If I had to choose, I'd probably choose him. Plus his house is likely to be warm.
Him
So tell me who creates your whole body you hand your eyes your foot your hands please think about it who runs the whole world on sky on the rivers when you are sleeping tonight in dark room please think deeply about it.
Me
It's the magic pixies of course. Everyone knows that.
Him
Its a natural thing from our Allah pak and the muhammad p.b.u.h and jesus the messengers of our allah pak.
Me
Aye, whatever.
Him
Okay mam i know that you don't want to knowing any thing but think about it so deeply with your heart and mind when you are sleep tonight in the dark room alone.
Me
No thanks.
Him
Okay its your life i am not try to force you.
Him
So tell me what do you want to me?
Him
Mam you still not show me your pictures but i show you my images.
Me
I am not sending you any pictures. This whole conversation has been a joke but I'm really bored with it all now.
By the power of Grayskull praise be to Alloa, or whatever you call him.
That last comment was about 4 hours ago...
18:34:
Oh god...
Him
Okay
Me
Bye
Oh god... : 19:50
HIm
as you wish dear mam helen but i don't want to left you i tell you everything about our religion but i want you but its really disappointing for me that you don't believe on me for example if i give you wrong impression so how i can give you my real images and tell you everything true about me and my family...!
Me
If you could let me know all about your religion that would be as exciting as a hernia so please, tell me...
18:34:
Oh god...
Him
Okay
Me
Bye
Oh god... : 19:50
HIm
as you wish dear mam helen but i don't want to left you i tell you everything about our religion but i want you but its really disappointing for me that you don't believe on me for example if i give you wrong impression so how i can give you my real images and tell you everything true about me and my family...!
Me
If you could let me know all about your religion that would be as exciting as a hernia so please, tell me...
Him
mam i tell you before clearly…
Me
Not really that clear...
Him
mam how i can explain you about my english language skills not so good if i tell you mistakenly wrong so how i apologize my own mistake from my Allah Pak
Me
So you're saying Allah is a mistake?
Him
no you are my mistake if you can't accept any religion so don
Him
so don't give wrong comments okay
Me
Aye ok. But just before I go, I think Allah is cunt and God is a wankstain
Him???????
Him
???
Me
Oh come on! Grow up - not everything is god and alan/allah
Him
don't have time to chat with you now i am busy just leave me alone aunty okay...
Me
Hahahahahaha cool.
Me
PS i'm not an actual aunty, FYI...
Me
PS i'm not an actual aunty, FYI...
Him
yes because so many nice persons around the who will understand me in the future you are not only girl or lady in this world i give you so much respect but you don't give me the same money not so important in our lifes everything is trust and believe on the others
Him
thats the most important thing on this world i don't know whats your age but i propose you every time and told you that i am not interested in your money i just want spend a happy life with you but you don't want any thing from me from the starting just cheat me... mam how i can explain you that i am not others i am so humble loving and caring person because the other guys just want money and sex but i don't want these things.
Me
I'm very rich but very old. OK bye.
Him
but don't have a big heart
Me
My heart is massive but that's cos of disease
Me
My heart is massive but that's cos of disease
Him
mam whose the fucking person told you that coast required 30 thousand pound...
Him
They told me a price and I added on commission for my principles.
Him
mam if you provide me working visa so just required of 600 pounds
mam if you provide me working visa so just required of 600 pounds
Me
Really? Are you kidding?
Really? Are you kidding?
Him
i just want working visa you can provide me because your have so many links with every person
i just want working visa you can provide me because your have so many links with every person
Him
no i was so serious mam
no i was so serious mam
Him
please mam try to do something my life so hard and difficult on here... i just want to stable my life and my family life
please mam try to do something my life so hard and difficult on here... i just want to stable my life and my family life
Him
dear mam helen your have so many links and interaction with different kind of persons you can change my whole future life please mam its my kindly request to you please mam helen raw!
dear mam helen your have so many links and interaction with different kind of persons you can change my whole future life please mam its my kindly request to you please mam helen raw!
Me
They told me a price and I added on commission for my principles.
Him
mam if you provide me working visa so just required of 600 pounds
Me
Really? Are you kidding?
Him
i just want working visa you can provide me because your have so many links with every person
Him
no i was so serious mam
Him
please mam try to do something my life so hard and difficult on here... i just want to stable my life and my family life
Him
dear mam helen your have so many links and interaction with different kind of persons you can change my whole future life please mam its my kindly request to you please mam helen raw!
Him
dear mam helen your have so many links and interaction with different kind of persons you can change my whole future life please mam its my kindly request to
Him
bye mam but please
Me
Please what.
Him
or work visa dear mam
Me
GO AWAY
Him
for work visa dear mam
Me
ARGH. AT times like this I wish I was an assassin.
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