Monday 11 March 2013

Holy Shit, He's Back: ROUND SEVEN - Is Facebook the new 'Plenty of Fish'? Marriage for a visa please Madam Helen...

So, the last FB message I had from the mentalist who wants to marry me for a work visa basically said he never wanted to hear from me again...here is the last wee bit of our convo from 18th Feb:
Him: Bye forever don't message me again. 
Me: Okay. Oops, I just did, dammit. 
Him: Stop

Me: OKAY
Him: Please STOP
Me: I said okay. Jeez.
Him: Really stop you have sick mind
Me: Yep, I take tablets for it
Him: Really please I beggeng for you Mam Raw to stop
Me: Aye, fine. Fair doos...

I told him to contact Annie Need and totally lied to him by saying that she gives out visas like confetti. I posted the email she received in one of the other blogs. She, of course, has told him to bugger off.

Today, this started (Tuesday 11th March)


Him
hello miss helen raw how are you i really miss you allot

Me
You seem to have forgotten your last message to me: "Bye forever don't message me again."

Him
yes i know but i can't do this... i don't know seriously my mind & heart gose on to you miss….

Me
How can you miss someone you don't know?!?! Please don't start this again - I don't think I have the energy for another 6 blogs about it!

Him
i think its feelings & its natural thing i can't control my own self they giving me signal about your self…

Me
What a load of shite.

Him
its not a shite its a real feelings miss helen i don't know why this doing with me....

Me
Ooops, there goes another rib.

Him
Dear Miss helen its not a rib or shite its called miss-understanding between us.

Me
There is no misunderstanding. You say you 'love me' and want a work visa from me. I'm saying I don't love you and you're not getting a work visa from me. Simples.

Him
to be honest miss i want visa of your country and marry with any one who understand me and give me love and respect than i will give to her same response because thats the most important thing in our life's. miss i was not cheater i was so honest but i think i still not explain you my clear em-age its not my fault... but please don't think wrong about me clearly its misunderstandings between us.

Me
There is no misunderstanding. You are a stranger who has approached another stranger on the internet for a visa and marriage. I couldn't give a fishes tit how honest you say you are...

Him
Miss i know i was stranger for you but i was not cheater i was so honest because every person not been same every person mind set and thinking different but i was not the others if you meet to me in real life than you can understand me that how much i was nice person miss its miss misunderstanding between us.

Him
have a humanity on this world or not...?

Me
It is NOT a misunderstanding. I do not know you. You do not know me. I have humanity yes, but not enough to marry a stranger from the internet and give him a work visa! Come on, get a grip.

Him
i know i was stranger for you but you don't call me liar or anything wrong me... because miss if have humanity on this world you can trust on me and show me also...!

Me
No. Goodbye. You're annoying me again now.

Him
miss i was not annoying you i was just asking to you...

Me
No, you're annoying me












Him
okay miss next time i never told you about visa or anything...! but miss you told me first about marry with you on that time i was not interested for that and you know that.

Me
I also told you I liked shagging goats - why do believe what a stranger tells you on t'interweb?!

I shall post more as it comes in...I really shouldn't encourage him but it's just so ridiculous!
to be continued...

Him
dear miss i don't know that things so clearly and that type of work. because i was so humble person and my nature so different to the others and i think if i don't do anything wrong with others than the other person not given me wrong reaction and will give me same response like me thats the simple reason thats why i trust on everyone because i think the humanity still have in this world. but miss every one still playing with me same like a football and kick me every-time…!

Me
Me
Well, you're an idiot for trusting people you don't know. This is the INTERNET... Jeez.

Me
Instead of talking to strangers, try saving up money to sort your own life out. Nobody owes you anything.
Plus, you have no goats to barter with.

Him
dear miss you are saying right i was idiot because otherwise not have any chance to stable my own life yes i was working in private distribution on very short salary and also i was financial supporting to my own family with this salary my salary is almost 12 thousand rupees in our currency and if you convert in pounds so that is almost 80 pounds for my monthly income because here is not have the jobs. So miss how i can try saving up money to sort your own life.

Him
only one way to stable my own life if someone provide me visa than its possible for me to stable own life. dear miss so many people going out side because of internet.

Me
You're right. I think I will go outside now and feed my pigs and swim in my huge swimming pool.

Him
why you miss?

Me
Miss what?

Him
for that you are told me that I think I will go outside now and feed my pigs and swim in my huge swimming pool?

Me
Well, you said that people don't go outside because of the internet and I agreed. I should come off the internet and go outside.

Him
no i said that the so many people gone out side because of internet. out side mean out of country....

Me
Ah my bad. Leaving your country doesn't leave the internet though. The internet is EVERYWHERE. You cannot hide...

Him
i know that the internet everywhere...

Him
i can't leave the internet...

Him
dear miss you are saying right i was idiot because otherwise not have any chance to stable my own life yes i was working in private distribution on very short salary and also i was financial supporting to my own family with this salary my salary is almost 12 thousand rupees in our currency and if you convert in pounds so that is almost 80 pounds for my monthly income because here is not have the jobs. So miss how i can try saving up money to sort your own life.

Me
No, I said you were an idiot for saying that you trust everyone on the internet. Pay attention.

Him
okay but thats mean not have the humanity on this word thats why everyone playing with me own style...! but i was a human not have a animal or football…!

Me
How do I know you're a human?

Him
that means you think i was other type of species...

Him
thats my weakness that i always given to others so much respect because i was human and i always have the humanity in my soul & life.

Him
and also my strength the humanity...!

Me
You could be cat that's just walking across a keyboard in an efficient manner for all I know.



Him
i was working in private distribution on very short salary and also i was financial supporting to my own family with this salary my salary is almost 12 thousand rupees in our currency and if you convert in pounds so that is almost 80 pounds for my monthly income because here is not have the jobs. So miss how i can try saving up money to sort your own life?

Me
Dunno, that's not my problem.

Him
i know its not your problem...

Me
So stop telling me I have to save your life and give you a visa then.

Him
okay...

Him
hello?

Me
WHAT?

Him
miss we are friends if you don't want to help me okay no problem i can understand that its difficult decision for you but i can understand miss...!

Me
We are not friends. I don't know you from Adam.

Him
???

Me
FFS what don't you understand this time?

Him
FFS WHAT?

Me
Okay. Bye.

Him
NOT BYE OKAY.

Me
I beg your pardon? I'll decide when I'm done talking to you.

Him
miss what is pardon?


Him
dear miss in our country you-tube blocked for some reason.

Me
I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden. Along with the sunshine, There's gotta be a little rain sometimes. When you take, you gotta give, so live and let live, Or let go. I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden. I could promise you things like big diamond rings, But you don't find roses growin' on stalks of clover. So you better think it over. Well, if sweet-talkin' you could make it come true, I would give you the world right now on a silver platter, But what would it matter? So smile for a while and let's be jolly: Love shouldn't be so melancholy. Come along and share the good times while we can. I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden. Along with the sunshine, There's gotta be a little rain sometimes. Instrumental break. I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden. I could sing you a tune or promise you the moon, But if that's what it takes to hold you, I'd just as soon let you go, but there's one thing I want you to know. You better look before you leap, still waters run deep, And there won't always be someone there to pull you out, And you know what I'm talkin' about. So smile for a while and let's be jolly: Love shouldn't be so melancholy. Come along and share the good times while we can. I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden. Along with the sunshine, There's gotta be a little rain sometimes. To fade.

He didn't get it, AT ALL...

Him
thats nice song...

Him
Only joy from now on, no more pains to mitigate Embraced I have all the shades in world's palette I permitted her to leave, little did I know Took along all my belongings, that who left through my gate An abstract expectation I have from each face Which ever direction I look, comes my promised date This world is like the journey of some traveler Some are bound to leave early, some will be late An abstract expectation I have from each face Which ever direction I look, comes my promised date Embraced I have all the shades in world's palette Only joy from now on, no more pains to mitigate…!

Him
Birds, rivers, gusts of wind No border inhibits them Borders are for people Think about it, what have you and I Obtained by being born as humans? Birds, rivers, gusts of wind No border inhibits them Borders are for people Think about it, what have you and I Obtained by being born as humans? If we were both birds We would soar in this blue sky Spreading our wings The entire Earth would be ours Ours would be all sights In the open atmosphere we would fly Taking all the love in our hearts Birds, rivers, gusts of wind No border inhibits them Borders are for people Think about it, what have you and I Obtained by being born as humans? If I were a river and you Were a gust of wind, then what would happen? When a gust of wind touches the body of a river Waves, waves are made If we would meet, then something like that would happen Everyone says these waves Wherever they go, no one bumps against them Birds, rivers, gusts of wind No border inhibits them Borders are for people Think about it, what have you and I Obtained by being born as humans? Birds, rivers, gusts of wind No border inhibits them...!

Me
It's not a competition.

Him
hahahahahah i know that

2 hours later...

Him
Are you singer?

Me
Yes.

Him
But you still not show me your songs in your voice? How many songs you sing before?

Me
If you have the internet you can find me.

Him
This time not have i was on my cell phone

Me
Tough titties then

Him
What?

Me
Titties that are tough

Him
Are you married

Me
You should know this already if you paid attention to all our messages.

Him
Because i saw your pictures thats why i was asking?

Me
I don't understand the connection

Him
In your fan page lots of images is that you on images?

Me
Not, it's a pretend person

Him
If its personal so how you showing your images on fan page?

Me
Who said it was persona?

Him
I just ask

Me
What a ridiculous question.

Him
No one said

Me
Said what?

Him
Which you ask

Me
Okay. Bye

Him
Are you crazy

Him
How many sisters and brother have?

Me
ARGH. This has all been discussed already and yes, I am crazy.

Me
Plus, yer a right nosey fecker

Him
No no you still not tell me about your family?

Me
Oh well, sucks to be you.

Him
What?

Me
Do you know what, this is getting boring for my readers now. Bye.

Him
Have your any experience out of countries?

Me
Bye

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