Sunday 23 October 2011

New Dating Site Email...Part 2 - Different Bloke, Same Night...


wow what a profile

I am trying to work out if you are serious or just looking for new material for your show. You have eloquently said what a lot of really think, there is so much bullsh*ton these dating sites, a bit of honesty , good for you.

So have may guys risen to the challenge and responded??

Well I'm not religious, or a weirdo (debatable) and I can punctuate. I even got an A for my english literature O level much to the surprise of Mrs Pinkerton my teacher as she thought I was a waste of space, I sure showed her! I also agree with you about txt spk it does my head in too LOL !!!!!! Uuuuuurgh

I am a GP during daytime hours so suffer fools on a daily basis but would rather not have to.

Consequently I am really good at faking being interested when I am not (a very useful life skill)

I like to think I am laid back but am probably passive aggressive and a secret control freak

I think farts are absolutely hilarious and never tire of the pull my finger gag

I would rather run than walk and have far too many sports i like to dabble in

I love being active but secretly would just like to lie down a bit more often than I do

I have never managed to leave the glam rock era behind and love head banging and singing out of tune in the car

Bouncy castles are boring unless they are the adult kind and have a giant inflatable ***k in the middle of them (they do
exist)

I have a great memory for useless rubbish but forget anything important

I love "the arts" but can't profess to knowing anything about it. Its a bit like wine I know what i like when i drink it

I didn't come to you show sorry.

Anyway you are either full of it or really interesting so i hope you answer this though the website tells me less on 1 in 3
messages get an answer !!!

I get the feeling it would be great to meet you even though you will probably just use it to gather material for your show.

What is the saying "support the arts buy an actor lunch" .....if you're lucky 



My reply:


Hahahahaha funny email!  Although I'm about as fit as a Yum Yum right now!


The whole mountain biking, quad biking, canoeing, mountain biking thing makes me want to be sick, but I could learn...in a century or so...to deal with it... Happy smiley face.


Anyway, you're a GP so you must be a bit intelligent and normal (unless you're a Harold Shipman descendant - in which case I will judge you severely.)


Anyway.  You offered buying lunch, so I'm in.  Call me cheap...Happy smiley face, again...

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