- I drive a Smart car.
- She is called Bridget.
- She is brilliant and is an actual car.
- I can take her on motorways and drive her quite fast (as long as it's not too windy).
- We are not looking for a fight on the roads
- We are quite happy to be left to tootle along and get to where we need to get to.
However, if you drive a big gas guzzling bastard of a car and me and Bridget overtake you, this is not, I repeat NOT:
a) an insult to your manliness
b) a piss-take towards your car
c) meant in any way to be the instigation of a chase and/or a fight
Therefore, when me and Bridget DO overtake you, as is our wont, please DO NOT:
- speed up behind us like a fucking maniac to 're-overtake' us then stare into the car, laugh and shake your head whilst sticking up the V's
- speed up whilst me and Bridget are overtaking you forcing us to pull back in behind you
- wind down your window and shout 'get a real car'
That's it.
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