Email From Man With Hair Plugs - UPDATES JUST IN...

I swear, I could not make these dating site conversations/contacts up!!

From: michaelson Sent Date:7/3/2011 9:48:41 PM

Subject: wahey

no wonder your on here your a pain in the a*** good luck big heid RESPONSE: From: babsfan Sent Date:7/3/2011 11:06:47 PM Subject: RE:wahey

Thank you so much for making contact. It’s always nice to get mail from a fellow human being. Hearing from you is also nice. I have taken the liberty of correcting your email. Clearly, your new hair plugs are cutting off blood flow to the social etiquette part of your brain. Correction to your original correspondence: "No wonder you're on here, you [appear to be] a pain in the a***. Good luck, big heid." Seeing as you neglected your apostrophes, missed vital punctuation and refused to use capital letters, it would never have worked out anyway. Plus, you appear to have the intelligence of a defective plum. I would offer to rewrite your profile for you in order that you may attract an actual human female but I fear the damage has already been done. It is important that you state “I don’t do snob” because, based on your cleverly laid out, grammatically correct and alliterative profile, snobs and upper class women are likely to be drawn to you like moths to a flame (or flies to shit) so it is excellent that you have made it clear that you are not interested. There is nothing a snob hates more than wasting her time contacting a beau who is clearly out of her league. Have a nice day and thank you again for taking the time to email me, I appreciate the toll it must have taken on every single one of your 14 brain cells. RESPONSE: From: michaelson Sent Date:7/4/2011 12:34:10 AM Subject: RE:RE:wahey Aye aye,See you are a pain in the a***!With to much time on your hands. I dont do snob because iam above or below no one. Its not that i would`nt shag a snob its i dont think behaving like am better than another person makes me better  than other people. (Plus you appear to have the intelligence of a defective plum) just keep telling yourself that RESPONSE: From: babsfan Sent Date:7/4/2011 6:04:04 AM Subject: RE:RE:RE:wahey It's nice that you have no limits on the type of person you would shag. Bless you for that. As for being better than people, you clearly think you are as you went out of your way to try and tell me what an unpleasant person I am. Based on your own profile, I'm assuming your glass house has been shattered by many stones. If you don't like the sound of me, move on. However, the fact you have made first contact lets me know that you secretly wish I was interested in an amoeba such as yourself and you are hoping, against hope, that being obnoxious and offensive will bring me round. It won't bring me round. You are an idiot. If you are so sad that you feel the need to berrate others on their profiles and personalities, then I feel sorry for you. Seeing as you claim to be Buddhist, I'm sure you're own bad karma will come around and kick you in the a*s very soon. PS you have made a very good blog subject - many of my readers have visited your profile and made similar observations - we can't all be wrong :-)