Tuesday 14 September 2010

My Perfect Man...

...is Gene Hunt.

No sensitivity.
No political correctness.
No feminine qualities.
Drinks more alcohol than me.
Gobs off all the time.
Loves women in his own way but slags them off for being women.
Is macho and can save me from a fire.
Doesn't cry.
Doesn't go to church.

Someone who is not a minger/munter/manky git/shite kisser...

Other than that...

Oh yes, preferably no back hair so I don't feel like I'm shagging a silverback.

Not much to ask for...is it?


- posted from my iPhone cos it's the 21st century...

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